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Fun Stuff from EMT school
Actual Sentences found on Patient's Hospital Charts:

1) "She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."

2) "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."

3) "On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared."

4) " The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed."

5) "The Patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993."

6) " Discharge Status: Alive, but with out my permission."

7) "Healthy appearing decrepit 69 y/o Male. Mentally alert but forgetful."

8) "Patient refused Autopsy."

9) "Patient left white blood cells at another Hospital."

10) " Patient has no previous history of suicides."

11) " Patient's Medical history is rather insignificant. With only a 40 lb weight gain in 3 days."

12) "Patient had waffles for breakfast and Anorexia for lunch."

13) "Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant."

14) "Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I though maybe you would like to work her up."

These are all real things found on PCR's. My Teacher handed us the sheet with the warning that we must always be careful about Documentation.

I passed my Quiz tonight. I hope I do well on the next exam.

I have my Surgery consultation tomorrow.

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